Well, kind of. More of a rant about crappy tabloids. Possibly.
The Guardian

Your mom circulates like a public key,
Servicing more requests than HTTP.
She keeps all her ports open like Windows ME
Drama in the PHD (Lyrics)

From monzy.com

Yum yum, tastes so good.
Check out the video on the official Sodastream site – watch for the look of complete, unadulterated pleasure on the girls face. Well worth watching.