It’s a recurring source of anger for me that ex Disitiser Mr Biffo (aka Paul Rose) now writes for Eastenders. What a waste.

Incidentally, I regularly and unashamedly watch Eastenders. I console myself with the thought that no matter how bad things get, I will never be Ricky. I can’t imagine anything worse than bumping uglies with the ex-cokehead, plastic septum, bulldog-drinking-vinegar faced Sam Mitchell.